In case you can not make it to the big gang brief happening on April 23, I will briefly describe the three major gangs here in Hopkinsville. They are as follows:
1. The Book Breakers – This group is systematically stealing our city’s tax dollars. They have this running scam at our local public library. They go in looking for new books to check out. But instead of returning that book, they go online and find a used copy of the same book. This is slowly taking away all the new copies from our library.
2. The Amish – With their tractors at Wal-Mart and their horse poo all over the roads, they are slowly taking over Hopkinsville (very slowly). They used to stay on the outskirts of Hopkinsville but they are now taking over the roads between JCPenny and Taco Bell. If they are not stopped there, they will soon be slowing down traffic all over town.
3. The Domino’s Squad – Probably the most dangerous of the all the Hopkinsville gangs. These groups of savages actually go door to door placing small packages on your doorstep. What’s worse is what is inside these small packages. There are coupons and a small calendar magnet. With all the toppings they put on their pizzas, by you purchasing a pizza from them, you are excelling world hunger. Save the world….buy from Papa Johns.
