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Got something on your mind, talk about anything!
Stay Safe!!!
Posted by:
Matthew Van Hoose on
April 29, 2007 at
4:50AM EST
With all the violence going on today people are getting nervous just leaving their house. After watching cops and other reality shows I have learned a new lesson on how to stay safe and away from crazy people. If you are walking down the street and you see someone near you who has a blurry face…..run! People with blurry faces are nothing but trouble. They are either going to be involved in a crime or they were involved in a crime. So forget buying a gun, pepper spray, stun gun, knives, swords, batons, or taking self defense classes….all you need to do is stay away from blurry face people!
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And the safety nuts can stary up a new kids' campaign- "Blurry? SCURRY!!"- or something along those lines.......
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I got on here just to see if anyone commented on this...when I saw one comment I knew it was you....are we really the only two people that get on here? LOL I think this website is ran by an optomitrist because everytine I write a blog or leave a comment I have an eye test....why do I have to proove that I can read those three letters???
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TO keep the Spammers from spamming us...I guess! Hey, what is it with all of these Matthew's around me? My son is a Matthew, you're a Matthew, this kid in my house right now who wants to be my son is a Matthew...I'm turning into a Matthew Magnet!
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"Ya'll some dumb SOB's"??? That sounds like something an intelligent person would say....sort of.
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Because the TV shows do not want to open themselves up to a lawsuit, in case the people that they are showing being arrested are found not guilty! And the internet hasn't caught up with the real world, yet! Besides, ANYBODY can post anything on the net...would you like to try to sue some 16 year old who put a video of you on the net? Good luck. Most people do not ralize that there are two court systems in America- the courts of law, and the court of public opinion. O J Simpson was found not guilty in a court of law, but to the average man on the street (public opinion), he's guilty as sin! This is another reason that being accused of a sex crime is so bad.....whether you are guilty or not, in people's minds, you will always be, "that man who fooled with that little girl!"
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There you two go....turning my stupid little blog into some serious discussion....lol....that's fine...but stop using big words I don't understand!
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You can't fool me.....there aren't any words that you don't understand! After 9 years in the Army....oops, then again- mabye if it was the Air Force (HAHAHA). No, seriously- I'm sure you know that the ability to go from the silly to the sublime, in a split second, is what makes us human!
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Sometimes I wasn't sure of the right times NOT to be silly...but I learned pretty quick! I'm really good at push ups for some reason...and digging holes for no reason and washing pots and pans....and mopping!
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