Ok, so I know some of my entries have a FEW mistakes. I just type as I think, I don't go and spell check...maybe I should start.  Well, as a delivery guy for the local Domino's I have compiled this list of commandments that should be followed anytime you are ordering from us.  If you want your pizza faster ask for me (Matt), I have GPS and I will get it there a little faster.....I will try to watch my spelling on this for the few of you that can't figure out what I'm trying to say...lol

The Ten Pizza Delivery Commandments

I.    Thou Shall have a visible address marker

II.   Thou Shall be home

III.  Thou shall have money ready

IV.  Thou Shall Tip (saying keep the change when  it’s seventeen cents is NOT a tip)

V.    Thou Shall not be asleep

VI.   Thou Shall not expect exact change

VII.  Thou Shall Answer the door

VIII.  Thou Shall have not complain about it taking an hour to get there when the person that took the order said it would take an hour and a half.

IX.  Thou Shall not rob the pizza delivery person (and if you really want to there is no need to be violent because it’s not the delivery person’s money and they will gladly give it to you.)

X.  Thou shall not give special directions to go to the back door of your house if you have a large dog waiting at the back door of your house. (Lady on North Virginia you know I'm talking about you!)