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Unanswered Prayers
Posted by: Matthew Van Hoose on May 9, 2007 at 4:36AM EST

Maybe there is a God…He started out with just Adam and Eve. So answering prayers was pretty easy. Since then we have reproducing by the billions. Maybe God just wasn’t prepared. He’s got prayer waiting and it takes him a while to check his messages. I remember after my mom used to beat me I would go up to my room and pray to God for hours….”Oh God if you are real and you can hear me, please kill that woman. Please God! Amen!” God just hasn’t gotten around to my prayer yet.

“Thank you God for calling your prayer mail. You currently have 364,983,618,903,837 unanswered prayers. First unanswered prayer prayed on March 5th 1984 at six thirty five pm….. ‘Hey God, it’s me again…..please kill her!!!!” To answer this prayer press one, to replay this prayer press four, to delete this prayer press seven……this prayer will be saved for thirty days’”

It’s not that God doesn’t answer our prayers…it just takes him a while to get to them. And I’m sure he gets the same prayers from some people over and over and that gets on his Holy Nerves so he probably has prayer ID and screens his prayers. Wonder what ring tone he has…..probably Elvis!

P.S.

I’m not mad at her now God….I was….but not now….thank you for ignoring that.
(3) Comments
Posted by: Matthew Van Hoose on May 9, 2007 5:21AM EST
I have no idea who you are....or when I talked bad about you....or what you deserve it for....or what you were selfish about. I don't think I have ever talked bad about you...that I know of...maybe once or twice if you were driving in front of me under the speed limit...then I would have talked bad about you but you wouldn't have known. I am really sorry about whatever happened to you when you were little....but this is just a place for fun blogs...some people take them seriously but I don't. When I first got on this website there was one blog about the new swimming center here in Hoptown and it had five comments. I just try to find something to write about.....it's just blogs...nothing serious. Say it with me now...n-o-t-h-i-n-g s-e-r-i-o-u-s. If people paid as much attention to our government as some people here in Hopkinsville pay to these stupid blogs....gas would be cheaper! Everytime I see a mean comment to someone's blog, I just sit back and think, the terrorist have won!

Posted by: Matthew Van Hoose on May 9, 2007 2:06PM EST
ok ok ok, I know who you are now. I didn't know that Silvia and Sick of it was the same person. I was kind of mad at first, no one has ever said I got out of the Army because I couldn't cut it. After all the injuries I recieved in Iraq and Korea the Army felt that any further surgery would only damage me more. It took them a year to convince me that leaving would be better in the long run but I still wish I was back. But it's all good....it's just a blog comment. Next time you want to say something mean....just say it to Charles...that way I can laugh at it...lol...

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