If you have visited the Hopkinsville Aquatic Center then you have seen the list of rules they have posted on those big black iron gates of theirs. Only Martin Luther ever left a bigger note attached to a gate. Looking at this long list of rules, it’s almost like they just starting making up rules. As you get to the bottom of this long list of demands, they had to make the print really small to fit the last five “laws” on the sign. Kind of like when you were younger and you were making out a list and saw that you were going to run out of room on the paper so you just starting writing smaller and a little bit crooked. I think the best rule is that you have to go in barefoot. Actually you can’t…but it says you can’t wear shoes….so I don’t know how you are supposed to get in. I guess that is how they are going to keep from hiring people to work there. They just need to hire one guy to sit at the gate. No matter what you have (or don’t have) on your feet, you can’t get in!
